You Should Probably Read This First

I am Azrael Glass, I am a Libertarian. I am vulgar, opinionated, and complain from my soap box quite frequently, but here’s the best part, I don’t just complain, I bring solutions, so here it is, my five part plan to fix welfare, help the economy, fix the education system and clean up our streets, if you reference this as my basis for opinion. I offer this as my outlook on how to make our country better, I will make a world more sense if you grasp this:

Part One: Cut The Cord: If you’ve been on welfare for more than five years, there is something wrong with you. Either you need to be committed to the state because you’re too feeble or too mentally incompetent to work, or you need to go some where and starve to death, either way I’m sick of paying for your ass to sit around and do nothing (at best you’re doing nothing, you’re probably smoking crack, spreading disease and making more welfare babies.)

Part Two: A Change In Mind Set: Earn your keep, that’s all I’m saying. You have no right to welfare if you’re 19 and you held a part time job at Mcy D’s for six weeks. Welfare is for those who earn it. I don’t care that you’re 19 with four kids, they should have been taken from you and you should have been sterilized. If you can’t stay out of jail long enough to support yourself, you don’t deserve welfare, put your nose to the grind stone and make it work, either that or go starve, you don’t deserve any of my paycheck for being a delinquent. If your legs don’t work, go work in a call center, if your fingers don’t work, go do customer service, if you’re blind become a teacher of the blind; you are not special and you are by no means any better than any of the countless ‘disabled’ Americans who make it work everyday. God only helps those who help themselves, why in the world should I have to help you if you don’t do anything?

Part Three:No More Excuses: America wastes so much money on education it’s disgusting. I’m not saying do away with the education system, I’m saying change the way we think about. If little Johnny wants to sit home and smoke pot, that’s his problem not my kid’s problem. If little Suzy doesn’t feel like working hard to study, then screw her, teach her how to do something remedial and send her on her way. Not every kid is smart, not every kid should go to college, hell most of them should never see high school. Here’s the solution, in eighth grade (which, by the way, is more than enough time to learn how to read, write and do basic math) every child takes a test, it’s a multi-parter with different styles of questions and it take into account some unavoidable learning disabilities (no A.D.D. is not a learning disability, you slap the taste out of the kids mouth a few times he’ll sit still) and by the end of eighth grade you find out if you go to high school or not. We don’t need more teachers, we need less students. If you worked hard enough to pass the test then you go to high school and continue learning, taking another test every year until you take the test that says you’re able to go to college. Everyone else gets put into various trades and in one big push we’ve done everything the liberals want: Small class sizes, saving billions on education, and by god we may even start to be competitive in the world again. Children are the future and we’ve taught them to be lazy; we’ve taught them that it’s ok not to be the best or really even try to be the best, someone will always take care of me; we’ve taught them that education is a right, not a privilege.

Part Four: Right VS Privilege: We as a nation have become rather backasswards in our thinking on this subject and I think it’s what leads to a lot of our problems. I think the quickest, cleanest way to fix our country is to make people have drive again. First and foremost, voting is a privilege, not a right. If you don’t work, you can’t vote. If you don’t speak English, you can’t vote. If you can’t pass third grade, you can’t vote. If you have no clue what’s going on in the world around you, you can’t vote. I’m not saying we go back to land owners only, but if you’ve been on welfare your whole life, you shouldn’t have a say in how working people’s money gets spent, it’s that simple. Now I know what you’re thinking, the poor Democrats will no longer have a strong voting base, but tough cookies, the Republicans are screwed too. If you eliminate the useless ‘voters’ you give independents a shot, since we’re generally more educated and aware- generally.

Now, you let parts one through four work their magic over the next five to ten years, saving trillions on education and welfare and then you spring part five, my personal favorite.

Part Five: Being Smart With Health care: Health care For All! (Yea, holy hell the guy that wants to shoot bums and make lazy children dig ditches wants universal health care) Again, HEALTHCARE for ALL! But only if we’ve achieved the ultimate goal of steps one through four, getting rid of the useless, the vagrant, the lazy and the leechy -it very well maybe a word. Here’s my vision of universal health care -bring on the Wayne’s World shimmer- all working adults and their families have health care provided by the state, they pay the government already, its an easy payment system that’s already in place. In a sweeping reform we make all illicit drugs legal (pots not illicit, for those of you who are still living in the reefer madness stone age) -stay with me- but deny medical treatment to anyone who’s on them, saving the system billions and killing off the drug population and only a few years.

What have we achieved with the Five Part Plan? An efficient education system, welfare working for the American people and not the lazy, universal health care, a balanced budget and the real American dream, “if I work hard, I can achieve great things”

Doesn’t sound so bad huh?