Ice Cold Crap

From my mouth to Fubars dish.. -kinda wish I’d asked for a new car instead- I was pulling stories off the AP wire this morning and pulled a piece on what the House plans to do to make Obama’s socialized medicine plan work – about a page in my eyes started bleeding and I could see the rivers run red with the blood of baby fucking jesus- and here are the highlights -its the same old story for the most part though, no new ideas, very sad-:

+Tax those with money to pay for those without money
If the fat cats in washington want to spend their paychecks paying for the poor they should adopt a family or something, but enough of my hard earned money goes bye bye before I see it, I don’t want to lose anymore.

+Force companies to offer health care
While I like the concept of this one, most companies offer crappy coverage at best. This is the best idea though with two add ons:
One: You only get the health care if you work for it, period.
Two: If you force them to offer it you need to force them to offer actually useful coverage.

+This one falls under the ‘I told you so’ column. Tax sugary soda. Yes, this is an actual idea, by our so called officials, TAX BLOODY FRICKIN SUGARY SODA!

We’re stick with the soda thing here because it’s just socialism 101 to take from those who have and give to those who have not and the vast volumes of anger I have for that concept prevents me from even forming words about it, but the soda. I wrote, just yesterday in fact, about the cigarette tax bs and warned of the dangers of allowing it to happen, well the dangers are here. – man these guys are wasting no time- The thing is, I do not drink soda but once in a blue moon. I don’t drink soda because it’s bad for you, -yet I smoke… Oh well, have to pick your battles some where- artificial sugars and carbonation are really bad for you and if you drink anything diet you might as well just grab a crack pipe. -read todays Shorty- I don’t care if you drink the crap though, just like you shouldn’t care if I smoke or if Joe Blow down the block smokes pot, it’s none of your damned business. -it’s most certainly none of the governments business- The sited reason for the soda tax: improving American health in the interest of making health care less expensive. Ok, if I have my head wrapped around this right, I think part of me is ok with that. -god I hate when I’m conflicted- Americans should be healthier, we have way to many fat bodies -Full Metal Jacket, what?- in this country, but why should I have to pay more because of their obesity? Insurance companies have the ability to raise premiums for a reason, if you weigh 500 pounds, you are a high risk case and don’t deserve the premiums I have earned by being the picture of health. -yes, I smoke, but my 110% lung capacity is telling you to piss off with that look you’re giving me right now- If you’re fat, get off your lazy ass and do something about it, control your own diet, work out, do something, or just go die. If I dropped dead from lung cancer no one would shed a tear for me because I’m ‘just an evil smoker’ but some fat ass can’t get health coverage and it’s a terrible blight on society, well you know what fat people are a blight on my line of site and that is detrimental to me and therefore should be illegal, yes illegal to be fat; but I digress. I want to know why the hell we’re paying Fubar to come up with these asinine ideas. If you were tasked with creating a solution where you work and you came up with crap like this you’d be fired. I’m going to repeat this because it bares repeating: They came for the smokers, but I was not a smoker so I said nothing. They came for the soda drinkers, but I was not a soda drinker, so I said nothing. What is wrong with everyone? I can’t really be the only person in this country that thinks Fubar taxing us into social change is not right, legal or even a good idea. You can’t tax soda. Do you know why you can’t tax soda? The same reason you can’t tax beer and cigarettes: you just end up with poorer fat people. No fat ass American, or any American for that matter, -but especially the fat ones- is going to stop doing something they want to do just because it costs more. Smokes and soda first, beer and fatty food after that and by 2012 all our classic cars are gone. What the hell will be left? A tax on sex? -I will leave this country so god damned fast- The sad thing is, we’re getting what we deserve. This is the product of too many stupid people voting without regard for the consequences, this is too many people thinking that they can just have a taste of socialism and now we’re all stuck getting the whole rotten pie. -and I’m more of a cherry guy myself-